My List of Demands

In the true spirit of this blogs existence, something being about me, I am now going to give you my full list of demands (requests really...I'm not the demanding type).

• a pedicure
• a body scrub
• a housekeeper-or someone to force my kids to get off their lazy asses and clean
• a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper
• a metabolism that would allow me to drink the above Dr. Pepper
• normal neighbors
• a new car
• a pair of sterling silver hoop earrings
• the perfect pair of shoes for every outfit/occasion
• time to shop
• time to read
• time to sleep
• time to have more fun
• to be perfectly shaved and exfoliated at all times
• a haircut, color and highlights
• a medical discovery stating that smoking is actually good for you
• kids who do what they're told the minute they are told to do it
• a dog that doesn't whine-or fart
• laundry that does itself
• a vacation on a beach
• a perfectly toned ass so I could look good on that beach
• the desire to look nice when I change out of my work clothes
• someone to cuddle with at night who would also not be there on the nights that I want to spread out in bed
• someone to bring me a small glass of orange juice each morning (fresh squeezed isn't necessary, I hate to be picky!)
• kids who appreciate all the things that I do
• to be debt free
• a re-do on the choice of a father for my kids
• to spend holidays with my family
• for friends to never move away
• to always have cute clothes
• to never again suffer cramps
• NFL Sunday Ticket-Go Seahawks!

These things aren't necessary to keep me happy, but they sure would be nice!

Comments

[life with Kaishon]

Hi : ) I am visiting via Jill's Scary Mommy blog tonight and your comment there about eating the food : ) Very funny! I love this list. I would like for this to happen to me at all times as well. Is there any way this is possible? Darn it! Nice to meet you : )

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